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Some headlines from today's issue Student Life, the thrice-weekly Washington University student newspaper:

"Student defecates in RA's dorm room" (RA = resident assistant)

"Student Life stolen from newsstands" (hundreds of copies thrown into the trash by unknown thieves)

"City Museum to Alpha Phi: Thanks but no thanks" (regarding a sorority whose members were drunk in front of City Museum customers, including a group of Girl Scouts, at the sorority formal.)